I, the 'Woman Secretary' of Sriman Kali Purusa would like to forward the following letter that he wrote as an appreciation for your act of banning the most horrible book, Women: Masters or Mothers? You will be pleased to know that my master is extremely pleased not only with your banning of the book but with all the other activities that you are carrying out instead of preaching the most dangerous philosophy of Krishna consciousness purely as taught by our greatest enemies, Lord Caitanya and Srila Prabhupada. Here is the letter:
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From: Kali Purusa (kali.purusa@kaliyuga.com)
Date: Thu, Jun 24, 666 at 12:00 Midnight
Subject: Re: Forward My Greetings to the GBC
To: Kali Purusa Dasi (kali.purusa.dasi@kaliyuga.com)
My Dear GBC Sons and Daughters,
In the last few days I have been noticing an increase of articles of complaint being directed at your good selves for having banned the most dangerous book Women: Masters or Mothers? It must be really discouraging and disappointing to have to face all these negative feelings from the members of your society. Therefore I decided to write this letter of appreciation so as to encourage you all and to let you know how pleased I am with not only the banning of the book but also the other activities that you are carrying out.
The banning of the book Women: Masters or Mothers? was a really good move on your part. If the book would not have been banned and if the members of your society would have read the book and started following the principles mentioned in the book written by Bhakti Vikasa Swami, a pure follower of my greatest enemy Srila Prabhupada, then it would have been very difficult for me and my agents, some of whom are members of the GBC (Kali-chelas), to spread my influence in this most treacherous society of ISKCON. Therefore I congratulate you for having executed my plan so very well.
Five thousand years ago, when I wanted to kill the cow and the bull, Pariksit Maharaj stopped me and threatened to kill me if I did not stop my noble activities and therefore was not able to spread my influence immediately at that time. The brahmanas are the head of the society and are supposed to guide the society, but if they themselves become degraded then the whole society will get degraded. Therefore with my ingenious crookedness I influenced Shringi the son of the brahmana; Shamika rishi to curse Pariksit to die within seven days. During those seven days, a great blow was dealt to me by Sukadeva Goswami by his reciting Srimad Bhagavatam, which when read protects a person from my influence. But anyway, once Pariksit was out of the way, it became easy for me to spread my influence of quarrel and hypocrisy. But some 500 years ago my plans were challenged again by Sri Krishna Caitanya Mahaprabhu who is none other than Krishna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead, Himself. But then again after He left, his whole movement was broken due to my incredible intelligence. The so called followers of Sri Caitanya Mahaprabhu, in the guise of bhakti were simply acting out my plans by practicing illicit sex in the name of relishing Radha Krishna pastimes. But then, great Vaishnava acaryas such as Srila Bhaktivinoda Thakur and Srila Bhaktisiddhanta Sarasvati Thakur, revived the original teachings of Sri Caitanya Mahaprabhu and their most loyal follower His Divine Grace A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada carried out these pure teachings and spread them all over the world thereby greatly challenging my authority. He started ISKCON and began spreading the holy names throughout the world helping many people to get out of my strong clutches.
hare kåñëa hare kåñëa kåñëa kåñëa hare hare
hare räma hare räma räma räma hare hare
iti ñoòaçakaà nämnäà kali-kalmaña näçanaà
nätaù parataropayaù sarva vedeñu dåçyate (Kali-Santarana Upaniñad)
But after Srila Prabhupada passed away, I again applied the very same strategy that I had used with Shringi and started influencing Srila Prabhupada's very own followers, especially some of the leaders and members of the GBC who are supposed to be the brahminical guides of ISKCON. Actually it was my plan to make you all do things which are not actually purely Krishna conscious but also simultaneously make them look as Krishna conscious activities and have the other innocent members of your society to believe so. Some of your activities such as opening hospitals, starting schools with modern atheistic syllabus (slaughterhouses), feeding the poor, midday meals, indirect preaching, associating with mayavadis, sannyasis having girlfriends cum secretaries etc., which are not purely Krishna conscious but nonetheless were so expertly portrayed as fully Krishna conscious activities by all of you that even I was surprised. Being influenced by me my dearest son Praghosa das and dearest daughter Malati devi dasi and company came up with yet another brilliant idea of introducing feminism in ISKCON and started pushing for female diksa gurus, which if approved would be a great victory for me. But then Bhakti Vikasa Swami, one of the few sincere and dedicated followers of Srila Prabhupada spoiled the brilliant master plan by publishing his most contaminating book Women: Masters or Mothers? as a result of which the approval of female diksa gurus was stopped. But now that you so intelligently banned the book even though making it appear as if you have not done so, therefore personifying my quality of hypocrisy, you have done me a great favor. Just like Shringi, you cursed a strong protector of Vedic culture by banning his book and thus made my path clear. Even though the book contained mostly of Srila Prabhupada's quotes and was completely based on his pure teachings you managed to make it appear as if it is not and that the book is only the personal view of Bhakti Vikasa Swami.
Just imagine if the book would not have been banned then what kind of stupidity would go on in ISKCON. To start with, the female members of your society would become chaste and shy thereby putting a full stop on the number of divorces that are taking place among the members of your society. All the illicit relations between the young boys and girls of the Vrindavan and Mayapur communities would stop. As, the female population is always greater than the male population, if the principle of polygamy would be followed then there wouldn't anymore be young unmarried, unprotected girls who can be easily exploited. If the girls were married at a young age, then they wouldn't get the chance to get pregnant before marriage. If the children would start helping their parents in traditional occupations so that their economic problems are solved, then there would be no man power for working like asses in the gigantic materialistic corporate companies which are my own creations in order to increase the great joy of materialism among the general mass of public. And last but not the least, if the horrifying Varnashrama societies, which Srila Prabhupada considered as 50% of his preaching plans, were to be established, then what would happen to all my plans of turning everyone into a mlecchas and chandalas and immersing them into sense gratification resulting in the devastation of the whole modern materialistic society? Can you imagine how much tragic it would have been for me if all this came true?
Therefore I would like to state that you, my dear GBC sons and daughters have done a marvelous job by banning the book therefore causing hindrances in fulfilling the plans of Srila Prabhupada which if were to succeed would become a great cause of disappointment to me.
My aim is now to dilute the teachings of ISKCON in the name of trying to conform to modern society by introducing and propagating more and more; gender equality, mundane education (no traditional Vedic gurukulas), releasing books on mundane, quasi-spiritual mayavadi type topics, mayavadic influences etc. In this way the strength and purity of the pure message of Srila Prabhupada will be lost. Whatever happens we must not let Varnasrama or traditional Vedic style gurukulas take hold or we are all finished. You have to somehow just ignore calls for their establishment and go on watering things down. I would like to again congratulate you on having achieved this great feat in the history of my age of quarrel and hypocrisy known as Kali Yuga. I bless you to continue in all your endeavors to help me in executing my plans and urge you to recruit more of the ISKCON leaders on our side so that we can spread more degradation.
Your ever well-wisher,
Sriman Kali Purusa
My dear GBC brothers and sisters, I hope you have enjoyed the appreciative letter of my dear master Sriman Kali Purusa. I wish you all the best for carrying out my master's plans.
Lovingly yours,
Kali Purusa dasi
