I Wuz Pushed
BY: MAHAVIDYA DAS (ACBSP)
Mar 08, UK (SUN) —
I very much appreciate the fall/no fall debate on the Sampradaya Sun.
I mean it, so please... take no offence.
Naturally I have a few questions of my own.
Did I fall or… was I pushed?
Obviously I am an innocent soul, a pure nitya sidha in fact,
so I must assume… I was pushed.
Yep, that's it... I was pushed.
(Probably by some envious Godbrother or Godsister).
Probably kicked as well... just for good measure.
If only I could remember their names... those rotters.
(I'll get them all back eventually.)
How else would I end up here?
Another question I have is...
just how long have I been here?
I'm 55 going on 56 now so doing a few calculations, I figured I've been here about 57 years.
Now... I know some readers may disagree,
but i think,
this is my first, last and only birth.
Once the powers that be in heaven see the error of their ways,
they will offer me the biggest of apologies and get it sorted.
You see... I shouldn't be here.
I demand a re-trial.
In fact... I shall demand the resignation of senior department heads.
Incompetent fools!
My last question is... which spiritual planet, or part thereof, did I come from?
I've heard...
it's a big world out there.
